Home At Last

Arrived home from Kansas City last night. The flight was uneventful until landing...when they couldn't get the cabin door open! The flight attendant told us not to worry, that mechanics were coming right over to open it from the outside and they were even based in Tucson. What? If they weren't would we have had to wait until someone showed up from out of town?

Anyway, I pictured a giant church-key peeling back the door, but no such luck. I think they just used a hammer.