No, No. You Don't Want Any of This Cake

When we got back from Denver I had two zucchini in the garden which had grown to the approximate size and shape of eggplants, so today seemed like a good day to bake. Four loaves of zucchini bread, a pistachio cake and cream cheese frosting later, I have to say...you won't like it. Trust me. Terrible, horrible, sweet stuff. It'd probably just rot your teeth and give you a tummy-ache. The bread and cake are especially bad with that homemade frosting. Nothing to see here. Move along. I'll take care of the evidence shortly.